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By guilhem47 - 15/05/2013 17:55 - France - Bon-encontre
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By guilhem47 - 15/05/2013 17:55 - France - Bon-encontre
By JeSuisEnRetard - 15/05/2013 20:53 - France - Marseille
By nomade319 - 16/05/2013 14:57 - Canada - Winnipeg
By Anonyme - 17/05/2013 12:20 - France - Lille
By Francine - 18/05/2013 23:13 - Belgique - Ohey
By RDV du jour - 19/05/2013 19:10 - Belgique - Nivelles
By kurugal - 21/05/2013 13:12 - France - Paris
Bonjour à tous ! Merci pour vos petits commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire, en particulier le club de la blague pourrie. Certaines de ces blagues méritent la palme. J'y serais bien allé de ma prose, mais je ne me sens pas aussi talentueux. Alors, pour vous donner quelques explications, il s'agit d'une société de vente par correspondance, plutôt bien réputée en Europe. Suite à une publicité donnée à la Foire de Paris, j'ai décidé d'y créer un compte. Vous connaissez la suite. Quant à l'enveloppe de la lettre, il y a la civilité "Mr" suivi de mon nom, mais absence complète du prénom. Je suis en train de réfléchir à la rédaction d'une réponse humoristique et ironique, si vous aviez quelques idées, je suis preneur. Encore merci pour votre soutien dans la parution de ma VDM, je ne suis pas près d'oublier ce gag et cette parution. Bonne journée, Kurugal
By lrav - 21/05/2013 23:51 - France - Nancy
By Anonyme - 22/05/2013 08:47 - France - Mazang
By sois_beau_et_tais_toi - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Kuea - 01/06/2013 18:02 - France
By freddy - 25/06/2013 22:33 - France - Mont-de-marsan
By Mirage2000 - 26/06/2013 20:07 - France
By Flavien6 - 27/06/2013 20:40 - France - Douvrin
By hellooooo - 28/06/2013 09:58 - France
By Fifi - 29/06/2013 16:35 - Suisse - Prilly
By Amazingrussian - 30/06/2013 09:59 - France - Caen
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et oui elle à réellement 3 ans :)
By miam - 01/07/2013 22:30
By Anonyme - 05/07/2013 13:40 - France - Saint-genest-lerpt
By Arth37 - 07/07/2013 11:01 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
Bonjour a tous! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je remercie l'équipe VDM de l'avoir publié et merci a ceux qui ont commenté. Effectivement ,cette histoire m'est arrivée il y a une année et demi de cela à l'aéroport Pearson à Toronto. Je répondrais a ceux qui auront des questions a me poser. Merci et bonne journée a tous!