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By Lucky girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Apach
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By Lucky girl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Apach
By Mlinearwen - 01/01/2013 20:14 - France - Tourouzelle
By Foofie - 07/01/2013 11:22 - Suisse - Lausanne
By Alorsondanse - 08/01/2013 20:18 - France - Feuges
By 1001agrafes - 25/01/2013 22:44 - France - Mondelange
By Nana - 01/05/2013 12:39 - France
By Lucky7 - 12/05/2013 14:47 - Canada - Beauharnois
By bloubiboulga - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Elisa_LmR - 30/07/2013 23:45 - France
By Mcdo13 - 11/09/2013 21:23 - France - Marseille
By TheMistinguette - 30/11/2013 21:05 - France
By tomtomd91 - 09/12/2013 05:09 - France - Palaiseau
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By lilinette - 13/12/2013 20:06 - France - Le Rheu
By toumou - 13/12/2013 20:19 - France - Saint-quentin
By lololololo - 13/12/2013 21:37 - France
By la fille douée - 12/02/2014 20:25 - Canada - Qu
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
Et de deux VDM validées :) (Et les deux en rapport avec le tram clermontois tien) En tous cas merci de l'avoir validée ! Bon, je vais faire comme avec ma précédente VDM, donner des explications. En fait, cette VDM m'est arrivé l'année dernière. Je sortais de cours, je voulais rentrer chez moi pour manger (il était 13h et j'avais faim, d'ou le fait que j'ai absolument voulu prendre le premier tram) avant de retourner en cours l'après midi. Si vous m'aviez vu :,) (j'en rie beaucoup maintenant en y repensant) J'ai d'abord regardé si j'avais moyen de la récupérer en passant ma main entre la bordure et le tram (ce qui n'était évidemment pas le cas) et finalement je me suis fait une raison, il fallait que j'attende que le tram parte pour la récupérer après tout ce que j'avais couru x) La porte s'est tranquillement refermée sous mon nez et devant quelques passagers (heureusement il n'était pas bondé) qui ont bien du rigoler. Heureusement, elle est tombée loin de la bordure et donc loin des roues parce que sinon, en plus d'avoir raté le tram après avoir couru alors que j'aurai pu l'avoir, j'aurais eu a racheter une carte et là c'était plus une VDM mais double VDM ! (Bon ok, j'exagère, je crois que c'est 3 euros de refaire une carte chez moi). J'ai lu quelques commentaires qui disent qu'il n'y a pas besoin de montrer sa carte au chauffeur comme dans le bus. En fait, j'habite a Clermont-Ferrand et ici, il faut passer sa carte à la borne à l'entrée du tram. Au moins maintenant j'ai compris, je rentre dans le tram et une fois dedans je cherche ma carte pour la passer ! Enfin voila. Donc si j'ai bien compris, a une prochaine VDM ou je parlerais de tram et de maladresse ;)