Debout, humain !
By Guitare - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, merci de l'avoir validée Je voudrais juste apporter une précision, en effet j'ai mal formulé ma VDM, c'était mon copain lorsqu'il me l'a annoncé mais bien évidemment je l'ai quitté immédiatement !
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Je suis l'auteurE - et non pas l'auteur - de cette VDM, je fais un compte pour répondre. Alors non, nous ne sommes pas des jeunes adolescentes de 15-16 ans qui pensons que c'est "le grand amour de notre vie" alors que nous sommes ensemble depuis deux mois et vivons aux crochets de nos parents... J'en ai 19, elle en a 20, mais je suis la seule de nous deux à être indépendante financièrement. On va à moitié vivre ensemble dans quelques mois et on approche aussi d'un an de relation. Je l'ai accueillie pas mal de fois chez moi malgré la distance. J'ai déjà vu ma "belle-famille" (oui, j'ai effectivement utilisé ce nom là parce que c'était plus court) deux fois, et la deuxième fois, j'ai passé mon temps à faire leur ménage et les corvées ménagères. Mais apparemment je n'ai pas assez fait bonne impression :') Il faut aussi dire que belle-maman est hyper-dirigiste avec la vie de sa fille (études, etc), et homophobe. Je dis ça comme ça.