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By camillecracra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By camillecracra - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By olitax - 08/03/2012 12:36 - France
By Anonyme - 10/03/2012 18:44 - France
By saladier - 20/03/2012 11:01 - France - Bordeaux
By gobots - 21/03/2012 06:01 - France - Malakoff
Comment? Une chaussette sale pas mise dans le bac à linge, un manteau qui tombe du porte-manteau, à l'endroit même où se trouve la chaussette... Réveil en catastrophe suite à peu d'heures de sommeil, une bonne douche pour se réveiller, apparemment cela ne m'a pas empêché de remarquer cette chaussette lorsque j'ai pris mon manteau... :(
By DD. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saint-malo
By nuit_des_temps - 08/04/2012 11:17 - France - Le Cr
Je suis la co-auteure de cette vie de merde. En fait cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, j'étais avec elle ce matin et on a écrit la VDM ensemble. Elle a beaucoup d'écart en âge avec ses frères et soeurs et c'est exactement ça qui s'est passé. Une maman qui a de l'humour :)
By Anonyme - 22/04/2012 09:33 - France - Dreux
By Brucetoutpuissant - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Argenteuil
By buttes_chaumont - 28/04/2012 15:10 - France - Meudon
By larom - 29/04/2012 19:37 - France
By zzzz - 15/05/2012 09:13 - France
By GPL - 30/05/2012 00:14 - France - Saint-philbert-de-grand-lieu
By inconnu - 05/06/2012 18:29 - France
By Anonyme - 18/06/2012 10:26 - France
By max2567 - 28/06/2012 15:14 - France - Malakoff
By touffeman - 30/06/2012 23:19
By bob - 03/07/2014 15:27 - France
By Meggiie - 16/07/2012 16:57 - France - Meyreuil
By Moby-Dick - 17/07/2012 17:37 - France - Malakoff
Pour la petite histoire c'était un casting pour une pub Corporate d'une grosse boite. J'ai raconté l'histoire sur mon twitter et on m'a suggéré de venir la poster ici :) J'ai pas pu m'arrêter de rire et quand je me suis retourné ils rigolaient eux aussi. Ça s'est donc plutôt bien terminé.