By Anonyme - 03/04/2012 21:04 - Tunisie - Tunis
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Bonjour !! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Quelle joie qu'elle soit éditée !! Je n'y croyais pas !! Merci pour tous vos commentaires, certains m'ont bien faire rire :D Alors pour tout vous raconter ... J'étais assise dans mon canapé quand ma fille m'a demandé "Maman, comment as-tu rencontré Papa ?". Je lui ai donc raconté l'histoire : un jour, dans l'école où j'effectuais mes études, je suis allée aux toilettes (normal !). Sauf que c'était l'automne, il pleuvait depuis des jours et des jours, et la porte des toilettes était "gonflée d'eau", elle avait pris l'humidité. Elle bloquait donc un peu pour la fermer et l'ouvrir. C'était une porte ouvrant sur l'extérieur, et en forçant, en forçant, j'ai réussi à l'ouvrir pour sortir ! Sauf que ... derrière cette porte, il y avait un beau garçon qui passait par là et qui n'avait rien demandé à personne !! Il a reçu la porte en pleine figure. Il avait très mal au nez, je l'ai emmené à l'hôpital, pas de fracture, ouf ! On a sympathisé et de fil en aiguille ... je ne vais pas vous faire un dessin ! Et donc le lendemain de cette question, l'école de ma fille m'appelle ... Ma fille m'a expliqué qu'elle avait pensé que si Maman avait rencontré l'amour de sa vie comme ça, ça marcherait peut-être avec son amoureux. Et ... ça a marché (ou presque !!). Le petit s'est cassé le nez, mais les parents ne m'en veulent pas (je leur ai bien raconté l'histoire et ils ont dit que, bien que ce fut volontaire, c'était bien mignon !). Depuis, ma fille fait de jolis dessins à ce garçon et ils s'entendent vraiment très bien ... Nous avons également sympathisé avec les parents, et tout va pour le mieux ! Tout est bien qui finit bien ! Merci encore pour tous vos commentaires !! A bientôt !!
olalala ma VDM a été publié :) Je pense effectivement que mon cher prof de droit pensait à François Hollande, le cas pratique faisant aussi référence à une certaine Angela de nationalité allemande...