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By ptitedirectioner - 25/02/2015 14:22 - France - Antony
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By ptitedirectioner - 25/02/2015 14:22 - France - Antony
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Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.