Tranquille
By Mammy - 01/10/2012 00:31 - Canada - Laval
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By Mammy - 01/10/2012 00:31 - Canada - Laval
By kathus - 01/10/2012 03:17 - Madagascar - Nosy-be
By mamiesuzanne - 01/10/2012 08:54 - France
By crevettine - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Lognes
By Anonyme - 02/10/2012 16:42 - France - Riantec
By zaza33 - 03/10/2012 09:37 - France - Flaujagues
By Caddiewoman - 03/10/2012 15:57 - France - Moiron
By tontonced - 05/10/2012 07:49 - France - Pantin
A vrai dire mon beau frère n'a jamais été très sympa vis a vis de moi. (Je suis l'auteur de la vdm)
By cdupropre - 06/10/2012 20:17 - États-Unis - Sarasota
By Anonyme - 07/10/2012 17:58 - France - Saint-vincent-sur-graon
By Anonyme - 08/10/2012 22:44 - France - Marseille
By Anonyme - 09/10/2012 19:23 - France - Belloy-en-france
By Anonyme - 10/10/2012 08:48 - France - Pont-d'ain
By Anonyme - 10/10/2012 16:11 - France
By osminou - 14/10/2012 10:31 - France - Bordeaux
By Lucy F - 14/10/2012 14:33 - France - Soisy-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 14/10/2012 23:29 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 17/10/2012 17:20 - France - Orléans
By Anonyme - 17/10/2012 21:35 - Espagne - Barcelona
By sidera - 17/10/2012 22:40 - France - Coucy-le-ch
Salut, je suis l'auteur, quelques précisions : J'habite en effet dans un immeuble assez vieux et très mal insonorisé, et mes voisins se sont déjà plains plusieurs fois donc j'essaie de pas trop leur donner de raisons de venir râler... Après pour l'armoire, elle est pas spécialement fragile et je m'attendais vraiment pas à ce qu'elle me tombe dessus comme ça. J'ai réussi à la retenir avant qu'elle ne soit complètement par terre, mais les portes se sont ouvertes et presque tout ce qui était dedans est tombé, ainsi que la télé et tous les classeurs qui était au dessus... Et tout ça dans un énorme boucan bien sûr
Je suis l'auteur de la vdm malgache. Grégoire le chauffeur est un homme bon et d'ailleurs comme beaucoup de commentateurs ont souligné c'était réellement un compliment. Je l'ai pris comme tel au final. Le lendemain je mangeais dans sa famille une cuisine traditionnelle succulente. Sur l'instant j'ai ris un peu jaune car je fais 1m82 pour 81kg et donc un imc normal. Bcp d'européens me décrivent en surpoids. Le multiculturalisme et le relativisme sont donc mes meilleurs allies.