Rafale
By tictacfou - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Moreuil
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By tictacfou - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Moreuil
By Une dent en moins - 11/09/2012 20:58 - France - Paris
By 3s - 12/09/2012 06:14 - France - Vend
By Anonyme - 12/09/2012 09:29 - France - Saint Priest
By Anonyme - 12/09/2012 10:13 - France
By Nullard - 12/09/2012 11:01 - France - Marseille
By Anonyme - 12/09/2012 18:09 - Royaume-Uni - Sunderland
By Masalaita - 12/09/2012 20:53
By florian32 - 13/09/2012 09:56 - France
Oui c'est exact ma copine me rabâchait les oreilles avec les lapins, que c'est mignon, que ça prend pas de place, ... Enfin bref ça voulait tout dire alors j'ai voulu lui faire plaisir mais là je pense pas qu'on en reprenne un de si tôt ! Je suis d'accord avec Piououi quand il dit que de nos jours un lapin est un animal de compagnie ! (enfin surtout ma copine!)
By Patateparty - 14/09/2012 20:45 - France - Plaisir
By ayo973 - 15/09/2012 07:57 - France - Cr
By balthazar - 15/09/2012 20:46 - France - Carpentras
By Joedanger - 16/09/2012 10:20
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! J'ai voulu poster sous mon pseudo mais mon appli mobile n'a pas voulu :) Merci de m'avoir publiée ! Je vous avoue que ce n'étais vraiment pas agréable, comme ça a été dit dans les commentaires ça ressemble un peu au troll dans Harry Potter >< Heureusement j'ai pu aller dans le bâtiment des soigneurs pour me nettoyer =D Et pour info, je suis une fille !
By Patiente - 17/09/2012 16:31 - France
By Nouvellegénération - 17/09/2012 17:34 - France - Ollioules
By Anonyme - 18/09/2012 09:13 - France - Rueil-malmaison
By julie - 18/09/2012 09:40 - France - Marseille
By Anonyme - 18/09/2012 12:20 - France - Moir
By Indiandisaster - 18/09/2012 11:58 - Inde - Madras
By Argh - 19/09/2012 07:58 - France
A priori ça n'a pas l'air de lui faire mal. A chaque fois je me dépêche de le délivrer craignant qu'il ne se fasse mal mais non..... Il est juste énervé d'être bloqué ainsi avec un aspirateur scotché au derrière!