By douche - 22/06/2012 09:51 - France - Bagnolet
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Yo, c'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM! Alors pour commencer je suis une grande soeur de 18 ans et c'est mon petit frère de 10 ans qui m'a lancé cette vanne qui m'a laissé sur le cul (lol) . Je suis moi même assez matte mais lui passe son temps dehors alors il est encore plus bronzé que moi. Et ses petites fesses sont nettement plus bronzées que mes bras, j'ai vérifié ^^'. Merci pour vos commentaires ils m'ont bien fait rire.
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! En effet, comme beaucoup d'entre vous l'ont remarqué, mon copain est bien fan de Jurassick Parc ! Et il parlait réellement d'un coussin/oreiller. Il parle très souvent dans son sommeil, et je trouve cela très amusant. Il ne s'en souvient généralement pas au réveil, mais ce sont des bonnes séances de fous rires pendant le petit déj' !