Frayeur
By flip-man - 28/02/2011 08:58 - France
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By flip-man - 28/02/2011 08:58 - France
By POouet - 28/02/2011 11:01 - Belgique
By CarolineB - 28/02/2011 12:41 - France
Je vais essayer de répondre à tout le monde d'un coup. - Il n'y avait pas que cette raison, ne vous inquiétez pas, mais elle en faisait largement partie. - Je ne me fie plus trop au destin, si à chaque signe bizarre j'avais décidé en fonction de ça, ma vie aurait été un sacré bordel croyez-moi. - Enfin, aucune chance pour qu'on se remette ensemble, je trouvais juste ça marrant de partager cette petite anecdote, si le malheur des uns peut faire sourire les autres alors à la bonne heure! (Ah oui et c'est une fille, pas un mec, désolée de vous décevoir dans vos pronostics mais au moins ça supprime les froids qu'il y'a pu avoir dans vos commentaires les uns envers les autres ^^.)
By Nanako92 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Krikette - 28/02/2011 15:53 - France
By ouch - 01/03/2011 07:57 - France
By Anonyme - 01/03/2011 13:55 - France
By theslug - 01/03/2011 18:14 - France
By Mathias - 02/03/2011 00:42 - France
By Anonyme - 03/03/2011 00:49 - France
By sperm - 03/03/2011 14:33 - France
By drine - 03/03/2011 15:58 - France
By Photofan - 03/03/2011 20:44 - Belgique
Je précise un truc, tout d'abord : je suis BRUNE! lol Mais bon je n'avais pas utilisé l'appareil de mon père depuis longtemps, et il n'a jamais pris le temps d'activer cette merveilleuse option qui m'aurait bien été utile... Oh, et en tant qu'appareil jetable, un Pentax *ist DL, c'est bas de gamme je reconnais... Un ptit Kodak avec 30 photos dessus c'est mieux non? :p
By Mao. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Moi - 03/03/2011 23:18 - France
By lisa0796 - 04/03/2011 11:53 - France
By Anonyme - 04/03/2011 13:15 - France
By Junebug - 04/03/2011 13:48 - France
By Vlan - 04/03/2011 16:08 - France
By Rdll - 04/03/2011 18:18 - France
Comme j'en ai l'opportunité, je vais préciser pour ne pas passer pour un monstre (ce n'est pas facile de tout dire en 300 caractères). ^^ En fait, je cherchais le tube de dentifrice et, ne le trouvant pas sur l'évier, je lui aie demandé où il était. Elle m'a donc montré le carton encore fermé et, devant mon incontrôlable moue dubitative, j'ai eu droit à ses explications plus ou moins douteuses... Non, je ne suis pas arrivée en criant "Hé, la belle-doch, tu sortirais pas ta brosse à dent des cartons histoire de rafraîchir tout ça!". ;)