Le rencard du siècle
By Anonyme - 04/06/2012 10:04 - France - Draveil
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By Anonyme - 04/06/2012 10:04 - France - Draveil
By vlalefarceur - 04/06/2012 14:40 - France - Asni
By original - 05/06/2012 14:26 - France - Dole
By Anonyme - 05/06/2012 15:24 - Allemagne
By Catherineqc87 - 06/06/2012 00:09 - Canada - Sherbrooke
By Anonyme - 10/06/2012 22:03 - France - Malakoff
By UnderPressure - 11/06/2012 09:17 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 13/06/2012 12:01
By Hankiz - 17/06/2012 17:51 - France
By creeped out - 17/06/2012 18:50 - États-Unis - New York
By Cachaça - 18/06/2012 13:19 - France - La Ciotat
By LaMadameDuPeage - 18/06/2012 14:15 - France - Quimper
By Anonyme - 18/06/2012 15:08 - France - Marseille
By Anonyme - 18/06/2012 19:51 - France - Issoire
By anonyme - 18/06/2012 20:22 - France - Colombes
By Loveme973 - 18/06/2012 23:50 - Guyane française - Matoury
Et alors il s'est pris une baffe monumentale !
By rasta14 - 20/06/2012 12:56 - France - Valenton
By MrClown - 20/06/2012 22:31 - France - Royat
By Anonyme - 21/06/2012 16:48 - France - Westhoffen
By solensi - 02/07/2012 06:39 - France - Paris
Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.