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By gangster patate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
See, one of you was right.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
By gangster patate - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Gegouu - 27/11/2012 20:57 - France
By Dananasplit - 12/02/2013 11:22 - France - Plou
By morganitchi - 18/02/2013 20:17 - France
Je suis l'auteur(e) de cette VDM. N'arrivant plus depuis de longs mois à me connecter sur mon compte, j'en ai créé un exprès afin d'apporter quelques précisions. En effet je suis entreprise privée mais je travaille directement avec le SAMU. Pour faire simple, le SAMU m'appelle avec un code d'intervention, et selon la gravité du cas, on a des degrés d'intervention: U1: nous travaillons en équipe avec le médecin et l'infirmière du SMUR car il s'agit d'une urgence vitale U2: urgence grave Dans ces deux cas, notre délai d'intervention est de 20 minutes maximum U3: urgence relative (où l'usage du deux tons et des bleus est interdit) Tout cela est donc bien réglémenté, mais j'admets que certains en abusent, bien que ce ne soit pas le cas chez nous. J'espère vous avoir éclairé et merci de m'avoir validée :)
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Audun-le-tiche
By bruxellois - 23/02/2013 13:09 - Belgique - Brussels
By Whitesnowflower - 07/04/2013 16:45 - France
By Anonyme - 07/04/2013 17:13 - Suisse - Baden
By no_adult - 08/04/2013 15:39 - France
By Galik - 05/02/2014 18:35 - France - Brest
Hey !! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM !! Vos commentaires mon bien fait rire ^^ Pour l'histoire, je n'étais pas le premier de la colonne, mais le troisième. Du coup, tout mes collègues ne m'ont pas vues tombé mais ils ont tous entendu le bruit de mon front contre le montant de porte x) Et pour rassurer tout le monde, la litière était remplie d'urine de chat... Ce n'est qu’après l'interpellation du bonhomme que nous sommes tous parties dans un fou rire dur a contrôler :D Toute cette histoire c'est bien terminé (pour nous en tout cas) mais j'ai toujours du mal à me débarrasser de cette odeur insupportable et de toute ces moqueries de mes collègues !! Mais elles me font bien rire quand même :D