By lollipop64 - 23/02/2011 17:00 - France
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Unmercy's favorite FMLs
Inversion
By pharaon - 25/02/2011 22:10 - France
By sperm - 03/03/2011 14:33 - France
By Catalyst - 06/03/2011 20:39 - France
By Anonyme - 07/03/2011 20:04 - France
By Pierre - 10/03/2011 12:09 - France
By Anonyme - 11/03/2011 13:09 - États-Unis
By Anonyme - 30/03/2011 14:08 - France
By Anonyme - 07/05/2011 14:00 - Belgique
By Anonyme - 01/01/2012 16:12 - France
Gel
By Anonyme - 23/08/2012 06:29 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 03/09/2012 17:14 - France - Rennes
By bouchequipue - 08/09/2012 08:34 - Belgique - Brussels
J'en peux plus
By yoker - 09/09/2012 22:55 - France - Nantes
By Lya - 03/10/2012 23:29 - France - Lyon
Transactionnel
By megaprosper - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Montbrison
By Bete_rave - 06/10/2012 11:05 - Belgique - Froyennes
Bete_rave tells us more.
By ScatoPlongiste - 07/10/2012 19:31 - France - Brumath
ScatoPlongiste tells us more.
Salut, c'est l'auteur de la VDM, en fait oui c'est assez étrange mais dis-toi bien que les chevaux par exemple dorment debout, et même avec des somnifères ou autre c'est incurable je dors de cette manière. D'ailleurs c'est pas très marrant tous les jours, quand je me réveille j'ai souvent les yeux complètement desséché (heureusement il y a des gouttes). Et je tiens à dire que beaucoup de commentaires m'ont bien fait marrer, surtout le numéro #11 x)
Écart de langage
By boulette - 10/10/2012 21:33 - Espagne - Madrid
By Nico - 12/10/2012 21:12 - France - Asni
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Je n'étais pas encore enregistré, c'est chose faite, malheureusement j'ai du adapter le pseudo, et bête_rave était impossible à prendre :( ... Enfin soit, j'ai bien ri et été aussi flatté des commentaires, certes j'ai essayé de tourner du mieux que je pouvais cette vdm (ce que certains ont apprécié ^^ !) mais l'expression "faire la vidange" est je vous l'accorde pas la plus jolie ! C'est juste que comme certains l'ont dit, ça créait un effet de surprise vu qu'apparemment ce n'est pas une expression courante ;) ! Du moins en Belgique, ça l'est encore bien. Bref, moment de panique évidemment, pas très bien réveillé, imaginez ma surprise ... Je n'ai peut-être pas hurler à la mort, mais j'ai quand même poussé un petit cri de panique, normal non ^^ ? Et c'est vrai que ma copine, qui était mieux réveillée, m'a gentiment rappeler notre repas. Ne vous en faites pas, elle a dit ça en rigolant pour ceux qui pensent que ça ne se passe pas bien entre nous ;) !