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By alex - 10/01/2011 21:41 - France
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By alex - 10/01/2011 21:41 - France
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En fait mon horrible petite sœur a juste voulu me faire une blague. Mon journal m'a donc été rendu sain et sauf!
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By jeunepermis - 22/02/2011 17:56 - France
Et bien, dites donc, vous êtes choqués pour pas grandchose ;) Pour rassurer tout le monde, je range « ce genre de choses » dans le meuble de salle de bains car n’ayant pas de chambre (je dors dans le salon), j’allais pas ranger ça dans la cuisine ;) Je rassure aussi, j’ai répondu à mon fils (oui dès fois je parle de lui en disant « fiston » mais je suis bien une femme) que ce n’était pas ma lampe de poche (en rigolant intérieurement), il n’a pas cherché à comprendre et l’a reposé à sa place, et est passé à autre chose. S’il m’avait demandé ce que c’était, j’aurais répondu, simplement, parce-qu’on n’a pas de tabou chez nous et qu’avoir un vibro n’est pas une honte en soi (enfin pour moi). C’est pas pour autant que je lui demande de me le mettre comme répondent certains … Enfin bref, voilà, sur le coup j’ai eu la honte, maintenant je trouve ça plus rigolo qu’autre chose. Je trouve certains par contre vachement agressifs et vulgaires …