Schadenfreude
By Anonyme - 23/01/2013 06:55
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By Anonyme - 23/01/2013 06:55
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By geomanon - 28/02/2013 08:00 - France - Paris
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By DarkFatalis - 01/03/2013 22:18 - France - Nice
By Mauvaisepersonne - 03/03/2013 22:51 - Espagne - Ripollet
By Ju_Ski - 04/03/2013 20:56 - France - Roche-la-moli
By cacaoyère - 17/03/2013 08:24 - France - Meylan
By J - 17/03/2013 23:32 - France - Lons-le-saunier
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By Anonyme. - 20/03/2013 15:58 - France - Miramont-de-quercy
By BadEyes - 22/03/2013 16:41 - France - Douai
By Anonyme - 25/03/2013 22:19 - France - Valenciennes
Je suis l'auteure de cette charmante petite VDM, je suis retombée dessus après bientôt une petite année écoulée. Pour les précisions, non il n'y a pas eu viol suite à ma perte de connaissance :) Les détails de cette histoire la rende juste, INOUBLIABLE. IL s'agissait d'un dimanche après midi, comme tous les jeunes couples il était difficile de résister à l'envie de passé à l'acte malgré le fait que nous étions en public, par manque de patience la décision fut prise de passer aux choses sérieuse dans les petites toilettes se trouvant dans un coin du parc, n'ayant pas tellement le choix de la position, ma moitié s'est donc retrouvé derrière moi, dans un élan sauvage comme l'indique la VDM, il s'est malencontreusement trompé, suite à la douleur j'ai perdu connaissance, ma tête à cogné le mur en face, je me suis ouverte la tête et ça s'est fini par les urgences pour des points de suture... Ce fût un grand moment, et c'est une grande histoire qui ne se raconte qu'a 3g d'alcool dans le sang (ou 4) :)