Presque ça
By mamanfail - 08/02/2014 22:46 - France - Le Pontet
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By mamanfail - 08/02/2014 22:46 - France - Le Pontet
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By sweetydirty - 13/03/2014 19:50 - France
Hello! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (qui n'en revient pas d'avoir été publiée haha). Je tiens à préciser que je suis très propre (et oui) et que mon petit frère a seulement dit ça pour plaisanter. Il est d'ailleurs très fier d'avoir sortie cette phrase et je vais l'entendre encore longtemps je pense. Ah et je ne m'appelle pas vraiment Clémence (je ne voulais pas trop m'afficher), désolée pour tout les jeux de mots que j'ai trouvé dans les commentaires ;p
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By sammy - 12/04/2014 16:24 - Afrique du Sud - Midrand
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je souhaitais juste préciser 1 ou 2 choses. Déjà pour ceux qui pensent que je ne fais pas confiance à mon ami, le "fais attention" que je lui ai dis est simplement une sorte de réflexe, qu'il a aussi. Ensuite pour le bruit, une fois dans ma course j'ai bien compris que ce n'était pas le bébé, mais trop tard, j'étais lancé. Avec mon ami nous nous faisons souvent de vilaines farces même si celle ci m'a coûté 2 dents, cela dit j'ai de la chance dans mon malheur, le papa est dentiste. Et bien sûr j'ai eu ma vengeance depuis.