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By Purdey - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By Purdey - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By Mistral perdant - 08/03/2016 13:18 - France
By MaisPourquoi? - 09/03/2016 12:31 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-martin-d'heres
By parisiendu22 - 13/03/2016 18:57 - France - Saint-brieuc
By lili - 14/03/2016 10:24 - France - Vénissieux
By avocate - 15/03/2016 14:05 - France - Mittelhausbergen
By juloma628 - 15/03/2016 18:16 - France - Nantes
By Liiilice - 19/03/2016 22:23 - France - Paris
By Joséphine - 21/03/2016 18:40 - France - Colombes
By Anonyme - 23/03/2016 15:30 - France - Vienne
By cacahuete_melou - 30/03/2016 13:15 - France
By tropsexypourtoi - 03/04/2016 22:30 - France
Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors je pense que je vais vous surprendre autant que je l'ai surpris car, suite à mon rot hyper sexy, le gars a explosé de rire en me disant qu'effectivement j'étais très spontané ^^ Et vous n'êtes pas au bout de vos surprises : le type continue de me courtiser. Oui oui.
By ikanap - 19/04/2016 19:22 - France - Montigny-l?s-metz
By ChaSTM - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By Gloups - 03/05/2016 15:03 - France - Saint-laurent-de-la-plaine
By TribunalPower - 07/05/2016 08:09 - France - Nancy
By Zerienbu - 08/05/2016 10:38 - France - Caen
By croquetdog - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Quimper
By pivoine - 09/05/2016 08:39 - France
Bonjour à tous, Je me suis créée un compte pour pouvoir répondre à cette VDM que j'ai postée hier. J'espère que les admins pourront prouver que c'est bien le même compte. Tout d'abord : MERCI pour la publication :) Ensuite, ce n'est pas à moi que c'est arrivé, mais à mon copain. Quelqu'un l'a dit dans les commentaires, il s'agissait bien d'un concert des Fatals Picards en Bretagne, et plus précisément de la 1ère partie. Lorsque le chanteur a demandé s'il y avait des parisiens dans la salle, mon copain a répondu "oui" fièrement et s'est fait hué par la public, suivi par le chanteur. Rien de dramatique là-dedans, c'était fait avec humour (concert des Fatals Picards oblige !) et ça nous a beaucoup fait rire tous les 2. Quand je lui ai dit que sa VDM était publiée, il m'a d'ailleurs demandé si j'avais précisé que sa copine à côté de lui a failli le huer aussi^^ Il ne s'agissait pas d'un lynchage public, mais plutôt d'une anecdote rigolote, que je me suis empressée de raconter à tous nos copains évidemment. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire : j'espère qu'il ne s'agissait pas d'une tentative de suicide, je lui poserai la question. Bonne journée à tous !