Hé là, qui va là ?
By gogogadgeto - 30/07/2016 09:55 - France - Paris
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Salut, je suis l'auteur de la VDM Pour répondre aux diverses questions, je vais commencer par le fait que je ne connaissais pas cette "tradition" que de porter en pendentif l'alliance de proches disparus, et que de plus un de mes amis fan de la dite saga aborde au cou une chaine sur laquelle pends une réplique du fameux anneau unique. Ensuite, effectivement peut-être que mon approche était maladroite, je suis de nature assez spontanée et c'est un peu sorti tout seul, mais clairement je ne pensais pas à mal en lui disant ça aha.. Et sinon oui j'ai eu pas mal la honte et me suis platement excusée, et pour répondre à vos interrogations, elle n'a pas eu l'air de m'en vouloir et a souligné le fait qu'effectivement je ne pouvais pas savoir; aussi, on en a un peu discuté, mais je n'ai pas osé m'étaler trop sur le sujet, j'ai juste appris qu'elle avait perdu ses parents lorsqu'elle était enfant. Pour conclure, pas de brouille entre nous, elle ne l'a pas mal pris, juste une grosse bourde qui m'a bien collée la honte pour ma part !
By Anonyme - 24/11/2015 19:44 - France - Grenoble
By numette - 27/11/2015 11:22 - France
By Erano - 28/11/2015 06:57 - Martinique - Fort-de-france
Hello tout le monde ! Je suis surprise que ma VDM ait ete publiée. Je pense que je vous dois quelques précisions. Lui n'a pas eu de mal à trouver un job dans le sud car son secteur est plus répandu que le mien. Il est donc parti fin mai dans l'appartement et comme un seul revenu n'aurait pas suffi à couvrir les traites, j'ai gardé mon boulot sur Paris et je comptais le rejoindre début septembre, car je venais de trouver un boulot dans la région et mon préavis se terminait le 1er septembre. Je précise que je descendais le voir tous les week-ends ou presque. Au début j'ai cru à une blague et en fait non, il a eu " le coup de foudre ". Est-ce que je peux lui en vouloir ? Apres tout, l'amour ne se contrôle pas il parait ... Maintenant, nous devons nous entendre pour vendre l'appartement, il m'a demandé s'il pouvait me rembourser mes parts en petites mensualités mais évidemment il en est hors de question. Sa copine ne veut pas qu'il aille vivre chez elle en attendant que nous vendons mais ca c'est pas mon probleme. J'avoue que je suis au plus bas car vivre dans le sud c'était NOTRE projet à nous deux .. Il a fallu un mois pour qu'il m'oublie. À mon tour de passer à autre chose. Nouveau job, nouvel appart, nouvelle vie ... Courage à moi :-) bisous à tous.