Culottée
By Anonyme - 19/06/2013 19:32 - France
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Je suis la co-auteure de cette vie de merde. En fait cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, j'étais avec elle ce matin et on a écrit la VDM ensemble. Elle a beaucoup d'écart en âge avec ses frères et soeurs et c'est exactement ça qui s'est passé. Une maman qui a de l'humour :)
By Anonyme - 08/04/2012 20:52 - France - Gien
Je suis l'auteure (ça se dit ?) de la VDM. Effectivement, je suis bien une femme et "envoyé" sans "e" est une faute. Puisque vous voulez savoir la suite, elle est simple et prévisible : lorsque mon copain est rentré de sa soirée "entre amis", il a trouvé ses affaires dans un sac devant la porte. Il est quand même rentré dans l'appart pour comprendre (il avait un peu dessaoulé). Je me suis retenue de le gifler et l'ai simplement viré de chez moi (et de ma vie, à l'occasion). Ma pote ne l'est plus. Et désolée de tuer les espoirs de certains, mais même si j'aurais aimé leur faire payer la course trèèès cher, je n'ai pas pu : mon agence surveille de près tout ça. Voilà !