Je m'en fous
By BrendyL - 22/05/2013 13:56
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Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'ai mis un peu de temps à répondre, vacances oblige, et je m'en excuse :) Certains de vos commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire, et en plus c'est la première fois que je soumets une VDM et elle a été publiée de suite, la classe ! Bon, alors concernant le jeune homme en question, je lui avais donné mon numéro car avant d'aller chez moi nous avions discuté plusieurs heures et le courant passait bien, donc je me disais qu'on pourrait se revoir soit de façon purement amicale, soit uniquement pour le sexe, s'il était d'accord bien sur. Comme indiqué dans la VDM j'ai très clairement expliqué que je ne voulais rien de sérieux (je sors d'une relation compliquée qui m'a fait beaucoup de mal et dont je me remets tout juste) mais c'est pas pour autant que je dois me priver de sexe. Il était d'accord sur le principe mais visiblement il a tellement apprécié la soirée qu'il tenait absolument à me revoir, et il m'a dit qu'il s'attachait assez vite quand ça collait bien avec quelqu'un, mais ça je ne l'ai su qu’après, et je n'aurais pas pensé que ça serait à ce point :) Je n'ai toujours pas changé d'avis concernant le fait que je ne souhaite pas de relation sérieuse, et il a abusé sur le téléphone, mais il s'en est excusé, alors j'ai quand même décidé de lui laisser une chance et de le revoir. On verra bien ce que ça donne :) Voilà voilà, merci à tous !
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Lors du nettoyage du grenier, c'était bel et bien de la bouse de vache qui s'étalait sur le sol. J'ai eu l'explication un peu plus tard. Mon frère, qui était un peu énervé contre moi, avait envie de "m'embêter" (pour éviter tout jeu de mot moisi), et a rependu de la bouse dans le grenier pour me gêner dans mon nettoyage. Mais l'idée de la vache volante était quand même sympa !