By mamadu19 - 18/09/2013 14:28 - France - Poitiers
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que je garde souvent Louise et que d'habitude, tout se passe bien mais à ce moment, je venais de la gronder. Pour tous ceux qui se demandent, elle a dû rester dans sa chambre un moment puis est venu s'excuser d'elle-même en précisant qu'elle ne savait même pas ce que ce mot voulait dire mais qu'elle l'a entendu à la crèche. Sinon tous les commentaires "la vérité sors de la bouche des enfants" : vous avez des enfants dans votre entourage ? Commentaire 11 : effectivement, elle a du répondant Bonne journée
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Bon n'étant plus obligé de me contenter de 300 caractères je vais expliquer cette merveilleuse rencontre avec plus de détails. Je précise bien que je portais une simple robe noir (très banal) avec des Docs Martens, une veste en cuir et un casque de musique. Rien de très anormal ou de choquant, pas de maquillage à la panda, ni de chaînes ou autre bijoux a clous (que je ne porte jamais). Tout d'abord j'étais assise, j'avais mon casque sur les oreilles et j'écoutais du Jacques Brel (Oui les metalleux n'écoute pas que du metal, étonnant non? :O) Cette femme s'installe en face de moi et me regarde avec insistance. Elle se lève, s'approche, commence a me parler, j'enlève donc mon casque par politesse pour l'écouter… Elle commence a me demander : "Vous aimez le Diable ?" Étonné de sa question je lui réponds "Non pas vraiment" Elle commence a me balancer que j'écoute la musique du diable. Moi je lui répond simplement que j'écoute du Jacques Brel en ce moment et que ça n'a rien de très diabolique. Elle me cri dessus en me disant que je mens que comme j'ai le nom de l'enfer sur le bras (Les bracelets du Hellfest au poignet) j'aime Satan, le mal, que j'irais en enfer etc… Puis, paniquer en hurlant, elle me sort sa croix géante de son sac, me la pointe au visage en criant : "Demon, je te délivrerais de Satan par la volonté du Christ". C'est là que deux personnes du tram l'ont engueulé et l'ont fait sortir du tram. J'aurais bien voulu lui dire quelque chose, mais croyez le, dans cette situation, on ne s'attend tellement pas a se qu'elle sorte une croix que rien n'a pu sortir de ma bouche… Abasourdi, je ne savais même pas quoi dire tellement la situation était improbable. Une fois descendu, elle me regardait a travers la vitre, très flippant ^^ Quand les gens m'ont demandé si ça allait j'ai juste dit : "putain" et j'ai rit. Le côté du tram a juste été pris d'un énorme fou rire. Si personne ne l'avait sortie du tram, je me serais attendu a recevoir de l'eau bénite sur la tronche ! Là, je crois que j'aurais fait semblant de fondre pour entrer dans son jeu :) En tout cas, en y repensant, j'en rigole bien, mais faut l'admettre, les gens sont vraiment timbrés… On pourrait presque tomber sur des fous capable de nous planter pour nous sacrifier qui sait ;)