Mauvais signe
By nomatheuse - 23/07/2017 09:07
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Hello, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Non, nous n'avons rien dit pour l'instant. Ça nous a beaucoup travaillé. Pour faire vite, cette femme a vite balancé piques sur piques quand je me suis installée avec mon futur mari. Alors qu'ils étaient très proches, mon conjoint a commencé à moins les inviter et à aller moins souvent chez eux, ce qui m'a étonnée car leur fils est son filleul et ils s'adorent. Mon conjoint semblait malheureux. Il a fini par me dire qu'elle lui envoyait des mails explicites et qu'il en avait marre que je m'en prenne plein la gu... au passage. Quand il a son filleul au téléphone, sa mère prend bien soin de nous faire remarquer qu'ils ne nous avaient pas vu depuis longtemps, bla bla bla... Franchement, vous auriez fait quoi ? En dénonçant sa femme, on fout probablement une famille en l'air, ce n'est pas notre famille, notre toit, nos sentiments, on ne sait pas ce qu'il y a réellement entre eux. On n'a pas à risquer qu'un gosse de 7 ans voit son père un week-end sur 2. Vous connaissez sûrement des couples où ça se passe mal, vous décrochez souvent votre téléphone pour dire "tu sais quoi, t'es cocu(e)" ? La VDM est pour le pote, clairement, nous ça nous fait mal pour le petit qu'on ne voit plus. Et puis souvent dans les couples, le cocu ou la cocue est au courant, même si on avait parlé, il ne serait pas impossible que le pote nous reproche de lui apprendre quelque chose qu'il sait déjà et essaie de gérer ou alors il nous reprochera de lui avoir appris quelque chose qu'il aurait préféré ignorer. Bref, nous taire ne nous coûte rien, il n'y a pas mort d"homme. Mais si elle l'ouvre sur Facebook, je vais pas la rater... Ça nous fait juste mal à l'orgueil car il est clair qu'elle doit me faire passer pour la vilaine fifille qui empêche son mari de voir ses amis. Elle est balèze la nympho, elle est en position de force, draguer et contraindre à se taire ;-) Pour le reste, je suis contente, j'ai un mari honnête et franc. Bonne journée