By Nico - 15/10/2008 19:02
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Tu croyais vraiment que tu allais apprendre quelque chose d'intéressant sur moi dans ma description ?
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Avasitarmon's favorite FMLs
Mascu fragile
By pomponette - 17/10/2008 05:55
By Nuée - 19/10/2008 14:09
By u_u - 04/11/2008 15:43
u_u tells us more.
Tableau
By lony - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Ned - 06/11/2008 15:44
By Minou14 - 13/11/2008 21:07
Minou14 tells us more.
Pour la machine à café possédée, j'y crois complètement maintenant : en fait, je voulais le prouver à mes amis car JAMAIS personne n'a de problème avec! Elle marche pour tout le monde, mais moi, soit y'a pas de café, soit y'a que de l'eau qui tombe, soit le sucre tombe pas, soit y'a plus de gobelet, soit y'a pas de touillette, bref toujours un problème! Et ce jour-là, vraiment la méga-poisse, le coup du gobelet à l'envers j'avais jamais eu, mais en plus quand le café est tombé du coup ça a éclaboussé, et hop, aspergée et cramée! De toute façon c'est décidé, je m'en approche plus!!
By Emz0 - 17/11/2008 18:56
Yada yada yada
By Oups! - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By sebopop - 01/12/2008 13:26
By Deb-debi - 07/12/2008 20:05
Deb-debi tells us more.
Je suis pas très grosse donc non ça n'a pas fait boum, j'ai évité de crier je voulais pas réveiller tout le monde.. Et lui expliquer la situation revenait à lui dire que j'avais aperçu son trouble, donc son esprit tordu. CQFD
By navibama - 08/12/2008 17:33
Meilleur Noêl
By Sixteen - 14/12/2008 13:25
Addict
By Aliiiice - 15/12/2008 16:46
By Bronx - 16/12/2008 18:52
By faispaslatete - 17/12/2008 14:36
By Bijou - 27/12/2008 08:17
By Oups-boulette - 16/01/2012 11:57
By candida90 - 18/01/2009 16:50
Baywatch
By Dubsfamille - 31/01/2009 22:05
Coucou, je suis le posteur de la VDM. Alors déjà, je vous garantis que c'est la vérité :o C'est ma première vdm, et je vais pas raconter n'importe quoi... J'avoue que ça peut être difficile à avaler, mais c'est pourtant vrai. Et à votre avis, comment ils ont su que l'anesthésie ne marchait pas ? u_u" Bien sûr que j'ai crié, c'est pas comme si ils avaient tout fait sans que je ne bouge pas ^^ Mais douleur garantie...