Omerta
By Jérém1146 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By Valnea - 26/03/2010 09:59
Je viens tout juste de voir que la VDM a ete publiée... c'est pourquoi je n'ai pas repondu avant. L'histoire est vraie je peux vous l'assurer, et même si je ne sais absolument pas si le type a été viré ou pas, je peux vous dire que la ''boite'' pour laquelle il travaille a été bien informée de la situation. La raison pour laquelle il est entré, je ne l'explique que par le fait que lorsque c'est mon père qui receptionne la commande, il fait parfois entrer le livreur le temps de trouver ou de faire le cheque. Or, nous avons ete livrer plusieurs fois par ce type là, il a sans doute pris ses aises à force d'habitude, un peu trop d'ailleurs. Ca n'a d'ailleurs rien d'etonnant ,quand on constaste que les livreurs, commercants etc... sont de plus en plus desagreables et sans gene...
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By Crunch - 30/03/2010 09:34
Pour ceux qui veulent savoir la suite ou qui n'y croient pas : (c'est la gomme de ma meilleure amie qu'on a volée avec une amie de la classe) En maths ma voisine m'a pris ma gomme pour s'en servir et je voulais qu'elle me la rende et elle m'a dit "non je la garde je te l'ai kidnappée" Puis on s'est pris un fou rire, et elle a dit qu'il fallait qu'on la fasse à qqn de la classe. Du coup comme on avait 2 heures de maths, on s'est dit que si on créait un mot maintenant, on le mettrait dans une trousse pendant la récré juste avant de sortir. Du coup on a écrit un mot en changeant de surligneur pour chaque lettre : "J'ai ta gomme en otage. Si tu veux la revoir un jour, tu dois payer 2 €. T'as pas interet à prevenir les flics." Puis on a pris la gomme de la fille. L'après-midi, on a fait pareil pendant les 2 heures de français, on a crée le mot : "Plus que 2 heures" et on a scotché un bout de la gomme. Le soir, on a pris des photos de la gomme où elle était pendue, avec des epingles ... En train de "souffrir" . Et on lui a envoyé par mail. Puis on lui a rendu aujourd'hui, elle était pendue à un arbre du lycée et elle était toute décapitée . (Lycée Marie Curie, 38) Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel :)