Doucement…
By NoSpe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By NoSpe - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Chetan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By gypso22 - 01/02/2009 21:51
Ma femme n'est pas un boudin, mon boucher n'est pas simplet, c'est juste une coïncidence amusante... LooooL
By Macumba - 02/02/2009 19:08
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By guendouille - 09/02/2009 12:50
En effet j'ai traduit, il avait marqué: "a friend in need is a friend indeed" !
By djue - 10/02/2009 14:55
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By LaBuche - 12/02/2009 10:12
Ils me haissent moins depuis qu'on a fait quelques trouvailles. Le parking des 4 maisons mitoyennes est juste à côté de leur maison. Sur les 8 voitures, 7 ont une télécommande, 3 éteignent la lumière (mais pas l'inverse). De plus, chaque maison a une télécommande pour ouvrir et fermer le garage Sur chaque télécommande il y a 4 boutons dont 2 inutilisés. Un de ces boutons inutilisés éteint aussi la lumière. (on aurait voulu le faire exprès qu'on n'y serait pas arrivé) Ils ont déjà démonté le système et se le sont fait rembourser. Ils devenaient dingues
By Harnaur - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Butor du matin - 17/02/2009 19:06
Je vous rassure, je l'ai stoppée net quand elle a pris son portable. Elle a attendu le matin pour téléphoner et m'a expliqué que c'était inconcevable que sa mère ne soit pas la première au courant (et moi alors ?). Heureusement que je suis en bon terme avec la belle-famille, qui est d'ailleurs au courant de tous mes problèmes les plus intimes. Et oui!!! Je ne sors pas avec ma copine, mais avec sa mère!!! (la jeune fille ne s'appelle pas Ludivine)