By coiffhorreur - 07/08/2013 15:02 - France
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N'OUBLIÉS PAS DE CLIQUER SUR "MIAOU" :)
Ah oui, et j'ai deja ete le 1er commentaire sur une VDM aussi (et j'en suis treeeees fiere ^^)
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By youyou256 - 21/08/2013 08:37 - France - Montluel
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Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Pour commencer , vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. J'ai un peu modifié la réalité pour la VDM, l'artiste en question n'est pas ma soeur mais une de mes meilleures amies, c'était l'année dernière, en cours, et comme souvent on s'ennuyait, elle a donc pris mon agenda et en a fait un chef-d'oeuvre . Ca a fait rire beaucoup de monde (mes parents beaucoup moins) mais j'ai trouvé l'idée marrante et j'ai gardé mon agenda toute l'année ;)
Merci du conseil
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By Anonyme - 25/08/2013 13:30 - France - Thionville
Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D