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By defco - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By defco - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By idril59 - 04/02/2013 16:59 - France - Auchel
By Cleo - 05/02/2013 14:59 - France
By sciencenat - 06/02/2013 15:06 - France - Trappes
By Celinita - 07/02/2013 01:06 - Australie - Blacktown
By Hachi - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Jeux t'm - 08/02/2013 17:42 - France - Hayange
By chouchoudu63 - 10/02/2013 15:01 - France - Cr
By Miyna - 09/02/2013 15:52 - France - Le Chambon-feugerolles
By Anonyme - 13/02/2013 18:46 - France - Aspiran
By Anonyme - 16/02/2013 19:53 - Égypte - Cairo
By Cocastique - 17/02/2013 03:25 - France - H
Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM :) Donc après ce long silence, je m'excuse et dit que oui, je suis sexuelement actif mais bon le médecin n'était heureusement pas homophobe et il a esquissé un petit sourire :)
By Nicdouille - 21/02/2013 07:49 - France - Magrin
By Nina - 22/02/2013 13:57 - France - Le Mans
By zblexmachine - 22/02/2013 23:32 - France - Beaune
By Oups - 24/02/2013 16:26 - France - Eysines
By jazzy13 - 24/02/2013 23:43 - Norvège
Je tiens à apporter quelques précision en tant qu'auteur de la VDM. Alors en fait je suis étudiante Erasmus à Oslo en ce moment et j'ai eu le malheur de me lier d'amitié avec une majorité de Polonaises, qui n'ont, comment dire, pas tellement le même rapport à la vodka qu'une pauvre Française que je suis, donc effectivement je reconnais mon erreur ici qui fut de suivre mes amis ! Ensuite, et je fais appel à votre indulgence, ce n'est vraiment pas facile de raconter un évenement en 300 mots, donc les choses ont été un peu différente : déjà, mon alcoolémie, bien que présente, n'a pas été la première cause de ma chute puisque j'ai en fait été la victime d'un " effet domino" dans une boite de nuit, où, suite à un mouvement de foule ( et un sens de l'équilibre altéré cela va sans dire ), les gens tombent, le soucis, c'est que j'ai été la dernière pièce disons nous, et contre des escaliers. D'où le genou bousillé. Ensuite, dire que je n'ai aucun souvenir de ma soirée est en partie faux, simplement, avec l'alcool et l'adrénaline, je ne ressentais la douleur que moindrement le soir même ! Donc, quand le lendemain matin je me suis levée avec une envie préssante, je me suis faite surprendre par la vraie douleur, celle qui rigole pas du tout, en me mettant debout d'un coup, entrainant une perte de connaissance rapide ( l'histoire ne dit pas qu'en tombant je me suis prise ma table de nuit et faite une bosse de la taille d'un oeuf derrière la tête ) . Voila ! mais maintenant je vais mieux, et je suis immobilisée 1 semaine !
By Anonyme - 25/02/2013 21:42 - France - Paris
By anonyme - 26/02/2013 20:04 - Suisse - Lausanne
By plumysonix - 28/02/2013 21:52 - France - Conflans-sainte-honorine
En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !