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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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(Désolé pour mon retard, il n' y avait pas les badges à l'époque :p) Je ne connaissais même pas Pénélope Bagieu jusqu'à aujourd'hui et ce n'était pas dans mon intention de la plagier. Dommage cela ruine un peu le côté humoristique de la VDM.... Sinon pour l'histoire : A l'époque j'avais commandé différents plateaux de sushis : le tout faisait environ 50 sushis + une salade de choux . (pourtant je trouvais pas ca énorme :D et je précise que je suis pas gros mais que j'ai un métabolisme un peu bizarre...). Le pire c'est que la fois suivante quand j'ai acheté à nouveau des plats japonais mais le serveur a oublié de me mettre cette fois-ci des couverts ! (je m'en suis voulu d'avoir jeté la 2e paire :( ).