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By harpounette - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are now a certified FML member
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Bonsoir à tous et à toutes. Je suis bidonnée par les commentaires. Alors éclaircissons le sujet ! J'ai 25 ans et étais de passage chez mes parents. Oui je suis noctambule car serveuse en boîte de nuit. Non je ne collectionne pas les mecs ! Et non mon petit-frère ne renifle pas mes strings, je n'habite plus chez mes parents. C'est juste une vacherie bien lancée par mon petit frère que j'adore. Pour info il commence toute juste sa vie amoureuse et sexuelle et peut-être a t-il eu une expérience malheureuse au niveau des odeurs? Je ne sais pas. Mais je peux assurer que je ne me badigeonne pas l'entrecuisse de jus de thon, ou de maquereau...