Paie ton surnom
By torminator - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Dardilly
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, et merci aux créateurs du site de l'avoir publiée. Alors pour tous ceux qui veulent savoir, je fais taille 42, 1m81 pour 70kg ! Donc effectivement, je suis loin de ressembler à Marilyn Monroe ^^ Ensuite, le "Avec la grâce en moins et la graisse en plus.", c'était aussi pour la formulation ! Je suis loin de ressembler à une brindille, et oui, j'ai de la cellulite, comme la majorité des femmes. Donc ça ne me plait pas plus que ça de la montrer à tous les passants. A tous les rageux qui me disent de faire régime ou du sport, ou de m'habiller avec plus de couches, blablabla ... j'ai un rythme de vie qui ne me permet pas de le faire. Je fais ce que je peux niveau nourriture, et pour le sport, le jour je travaille et la nuit, je dors, donc je n'ai pas vraiment le temps. Pour tous les autres, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez fait sourire :-) Oui, je m'accepte (plus ou moins ^^) avec mes kilos mal placés, et Chéri les aime aussi, donc tout va bien !!! Bisous à tous !