Démotivation
By meline63 - 03/05/2010 20:26
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
By meline63 - 03/05/2010 20:26
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Bon, pour ceux et celles qui en demandent plus : Petite rue en sens unique, avec un place qui se libère à gauche, donc je me gare. Le magasin est en face, donc je sors de la voiture, travers la rue directement et ne passe pas du tout par le trottoir "côté passager". Même chose en revenant. Au moment de remonter je démarre et commence à manœuvrer, regarde dans mon rétro pour déboiter et vois un gars (jeune, 25 ans, m'a fait penser à mon frère avec son look "il est 13h du matin, je viens de me réveiller") courir en agitant les bras. Il avait laissé son chien la le temps de retirer de l'argent au distributeur (en Belgique les distributeurs sont presque toujours dans un sas de la banque, donc pas d'animaux). Furieux que je parte sans avoir décroché son chien demi-portion (désolé, je m'y connais pas en chien). Heureusement l'animal m'avait un peu suivi dans ma manœuvre et réussi à esquiver mes roues, donc n'avait rien. Inquiet pour le chien, mais ça m'a bien fait rire quand j'ai vu qu'il n'avait rien. Heureusement que le proprio m'a arrêté à temps ;o) (je me suis quand même permis de lui montrer 2-3 crochets, grilles et autres poteaux où il serait plus malin d'accrocher son chien...)