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  • Tuesday 25 May 1999
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, alors oui cela peut sembler bizarre de prêter de l'argent pour ce genre de chose mais la bague était mise de côté pour lui et il y a eu Noël donc sans argent il m'a demandé une avance en attendant son salaire pour ne pas perdre cette bague qui était en un seul exemplaire. De plus non cela ne faisait pas 3 semaines que je le connaissais mais 1 ans. Son copain n'est pas un arabe ou autre (pour les clichés, stéréotypes). Maintenant on a découvert que le copain s'est "échappé", non pas chez ses parents car ils sont morts (en tout cas se sont ses dires) et pas dans son ancien appartement car ils vivaient ensemble depuis 7 mois mais dans une autre ville ou même un autre pays, qui sait. Dorénavant nous savons qu'il a tout bonnement déménagé quelque part, voilà tout.