By Shot - 07/02/2011 16:04
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J'ai l'habitude de mouiller ma brosse à dent avant de mettre le dentifrice dessus, je met toujours le lait après les céréales, et le mascara c'est le truc que je me met en dernier lorsque je me maquille. Voilà ma vie est résumée.
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Je tiens à préciser qu'elle devait avoir la soixantaine bien passée :D Et effectivement on sentait bien l'ancienne bombasse, probablement qu'elle doit regretter le temps où elle faisait des ravages (maintenant c'est plutôt le temps qui a fait des ravages...) Mais sur le coup je vous assure que ça surprend solidement :s
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By Garga - 05/09/2011 19:01 - France
Ici l'auteur de la VDM. Dieu merci, je sais qu'une chauve-souris n'est pas un insecte, mais à vrai dire je n'ai tilté sur la formulation de la VDM qu'après l'avoir envoyé. Je vais réciter vingt Notre Père pour me faire pardonner. :p #55 : Ah, pourtant je suis la seule de ma connaissance à avoir dû faire la chasse aux chauve-souris. Sinon, la bête est vivante, et dehors, en train de voleter en toute liberté. j'espère juste qu'elle ne reviendra jamais, c'est quand même assez flippant de se retrouver avec un énorme - d'accord, tout est relatif - truc noir qui vole dans la pièce, surtout quand on est demi-endormie.