Les amis vaches
By voxettespowa - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By voxettespowa - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
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By Loise29 - 22/11/2013 08:27 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Ne vous inquiétez pas je prends des douches régulièrement. Il se trouve que le poste que j'occupe est très sportif. Je dois courir toute la journée d'un entrepôt à un autre. Malheureusement il arrive que le déodorant ne suffise pas et je ne suis pas le seul, loin de là. Pour la fin de l'histoire, certains vont être déçu. Mon tuteur de stage a juste coupé la conversation en précisant qu'il n'était pas tout seul dans le camion. Après une petite blague (hahaha ce qu'ils racontent comme conneries ceux-là hahaha), nous avons repris une conversation normale comme si de rien n'était. Pour ma part, je n'ai pas pris sa remarque super mal dans le sens ou il nous arrive souvent de plaisanter sur ce sujet au sein de l'entreprise. En tout cas merci d'avoir validé ma VDM !
By Patapouf - 24/11/2013 11:18 - France
By Anonyme - 24/11/2013 22:43 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By Spat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Besan
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By venusienne - 01/12/2013 19:38 - France - La Bass
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-germain-en-laye
By blopblop - 04/12/2013 16:01 - France - Paris
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires :) le format de la vdm, ne permets pas d'être très précis. Voilà donc la fin de l'histoire (pour ceux que ça intéresse). Son avion décollait tôt, 6h20 et tout allait bien en partant de chez moi. Quelque chose s'est bloqué dans la poignée et après quelques tentatives infructueuses de réparation, il était trop tard pour appeler une autre voiture. On est parti quand même... Le client me voyant galérer à retenir la portière dans le petites routes sinueuses s'est gentillement proposé de me passer les vitesses. On était en rase campagne pour rejoindre un vol privé sur un aérodrome et je bosse pour une compagnie qui fournit essentiellement ses services aux entreprises. Donc tout était payé d'avance. L'histoire s'est passée il y'a quelques semaines, et j'ai eu de nouveau une course chez lui. On a sympathisé, et je lui ai offert un A/R taxi pour lui et sa famille lors de leur prochain départ. Depuis j'ai réparé ma porte :)