Je sais où je vais
By Pigeon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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By zizetteee - 07/09/2011 00:06 - Royaume-Uni
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteurE de la VDM. Car oui je suis une femelle (ça vous en bouche un coin hein nous aussi on en mate des pornos) J'ai posté la VDM en ne sachant pas que je pourrais la commenter que si je suis inscrite (et non pas par honte ou quoi, la preuve je suis là pour répondre à vos questions lubriques :))
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By Kangarooh - 13/09/2011 10:35 - France
Coucou, Alors je suis l'auteurE de la VDM, mon pseudo n'est pas le même car au moment de la publication j'étais pas encore inscrite et il m'a fallu un certain temps pour capter qu'il fallait l'être pour poster des commentaires.. x) Alors, est-ce que je l'ai répété ? HAHA, suspense.. Oui, je lui ai demandé pourquoi il n'a pas enlevé ses écouteurs, il m'a répondu qu'il attendait depuis longtemps de faire cette blague à quelqu'un.. Mais quand il a su pourquoi je venais, il s'est aussitôt excusé et m'a dit que si il savait il les aurait direct enlevé .. ;) Mais depuis l'temps on sort plus ensemble :s Vu qu'il a déménagé --'
By Charlotte3710 - 13/09/2011 21:09 - France
By Sandrine - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
C'est véridique, et ça s'est déroulé à Grenoble. J'avoue sur le moment on a beaucoup ri, tellement qu'en fait on a dû s'arrêter, et on a fini par se mater un DVD. Bon c'est sûr j'avais un peu la mort, même si tout était retombé. Mais on a remis le couvert un peu plus tard hein ^^ on allait quand même pas s'arrêter en si bon chemin ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires qui pour certains m'ont autant fait rire que la p'tite vieille ! Bonne journée à tous !