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By mauvais calcul - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By mauvais calcul - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-aubin-sur-mer
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By Rain-Man - 24/09/2012 16:43 - France - Rennes
By endofworld - 24/09/2012 20:26 - France - B
By byby31 - 25/09/2012 00:09 - France - Toulouse
#6 quand il est question de survie les femmes savent se montrer très rusées. # 34 et 37, je confirme. Et je finis sa phrase, "si je n'avais rien donné à manger aux moustiques, ils auraient tenté toute la nuit de passer sous le dôme de protection (couverture) " C'est vrai que vu comme ça, ça vaut bien une jambe sacrifiée ...
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By Winangels - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Oups - 01/10/2012 08:53 - France - Strasbourg
By Coma - 01/10/2012 22:01 - France - Champigny-sur-marne
By Manimal - 01/10/2012 22:38 - France
By OwnedByTampax - 04/03/2012 14:18 - France
Les articles sont juste à côté, j'étais avec ma musique, en train de penser aux attributions ministérielles du Premier Ministre au Royaume Uni, j'ai pris ce qui me tombait sous la main ... et voilà.
By oups - 06/03/2012 14:59 - France
By Jumy - 06/03/2012 22:06 - France
By jess - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
By Mavie2 - 08/03/2012 09:37 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je n'ai pas accepté son argent évidemment mais j'ai enlevé quelques imperfections comme aux autres. D'ailleurs il n'avait vraiment pas beaucoup de boutons contrairement à ce que vous pouvez penser. C'est vrai que je retouche mes photos que ce soit pour la luminosité, la couleur etc.. mais je le fais raisonnablement. ;) C'est vrai que ce n'est pas vraiment une VDM et plus une anecdote mais rares sont les vraies VDM sur ce site enfin bon. Sur ce, bonne journée. :)