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L'alcool ne fait plus les héros

By franska - 03/11/2015 09:14 - Suède - Lund

Aujourd'hui, j'ai surpris un voisin, un tantinet éméché, tentant de saisir le code d'entrée avec son penis. VDM

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Croisement

By osmoseconjugale - 30/11/2015 19:57 - France - Laxou

Aujourd'hui, mon mari et moi avons échangé simultanément deux messages : lui pour me dire qu'il avait besoin de ma voiture urgemment car la sienne venait d'être embarquée par la fourrière, moi pour lui dire que j'avais besoin de la sienne en urgence car ma voiture venait d'être accidentée. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 58 212

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By Pierre Richard - 12/09/2008 14:19

Aujourd'hui, en voulant mettre un client que j'avais au téléphone en attente, je me trompe de touche et appuie sur "bis". Prise de panique, je raccroche. Quelques minutes plus tard, mon client me rappelle, hilare. Il a été mis en relation avec la dernière personne que j'avais appelée : ma mère. VDM

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Manigances

By likefuture - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Aujourd'hui, mon fils menace de dire à sa mère que je la trompe avec ma secrétaire si je n'augmente pas son argent de poche. Je n'ai pas de maîtresse, mais ma femme est très jalouse. Il ira loin, ce petit. VDM

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By D'oh in the wind - 29/10/2008 00:46

Aujourd'hui, de retour de boîte en charmante compagnie, elle et moi découvrons mon colocataire nu, ivre, endormi dans son vomi au milieu du salon. VDM

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By Fé' - 01/11/2008 22:46

Aujourd'hui, grosse envie pipi en gare d'Aix. Une dame sort justement des WC et tient la porte, m'évitant ainsi de payer trente centimes. Quelle idée... Aussitôt rentrée, la cabine s'auto-nettoie et m'asperge le bas du pantalon et les chaussures. Puis la lumière s'éteint et verrouillage de la cabine... VDM

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Sunday 2 November 2008 22:22

Alors pour terminer mon histoire: J'ai fini par tambouriner à la porte et un ami qui attendait à côté a appelé un membre du personnel de la gare lui demandant d'ouvrir. Le bonhomme a prétexté ne pas avoir de clé, c'était surtout prétexte à ce que quelqun ait l'obligeance de mettre 30 cts, ce qui a finalement été fait. Je n'ai pas paniqué car je savais qu'on viendrait vite m'aider mais j'avoue qu'à la place d'un claustrophobe ou d'un enfant en bas âge, ça devient plus inquiétant ! J'aurais pu rater mon train mais tout est bien qui fini bien, j'ai réussi à être à temps sur le quai. Mais c'est sur, je ne regarderais plus les WC publiques du même oeil ! Honte à la SNCF qui ne laisse même pas un WC public GRATUIT ! Dans mon cas, je ne voulais pas bousiller une pièce de 2 euros, même pour un gros pipi, je précise que la machine ne rend pas la monnaie ! Et enfin, je suis bien un garçon

By vincent - 05/11/2008 02:26

Aujourd'hui, j'ai croisé une espèce de fille tellement sublime que, quand tu la vois, tu n'es plus toi-même. Je n'étais tellement plus moi-même que lorsqu'elle m'a dit "coucou", j'ai répondu "caca". VDM

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