Cri du coeur
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
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By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
By poupouillejb94 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 03/11/2011 13:17 - France
By ZazMonster - 13/11/2011 04:30 - France
By MarieAntoinette - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 10/01/2012 07:46 - France
By PAFlechat - 16/01/2012 01:16 - Belgique
By Aldoch - 29/03/2012 13:45 - France
By Lony - 13/04/2012 21:38 - France - Marseille
By MOLLY - 14/04/2012 14:16 - France - Rennes
By Anonyme - 15/04/2012 14:11 - France - Gardanne
By StresséeDeLaVie - 15/04/2012 21:39 - France - Saclas
By rayo - 15/04/2012 22:47 - France - Bobigny
By Anonyme - 16/04/2012 07:58 - France - Champs-sur-marne
By Astro - 16/04/2012 10:35 - France
By oupps - 16/04/2012 11:27 - France - Saint-brieuc
By Anonyme - 17/04/2012 21:09 - France - Malakoff
By sacha1932 - 19/04/2012 05:29 - France - Cessy
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Alors merci d'avoir validé, je suis trop contente d'être publiée! Par contre je voudrais juste revenir sur le fait que je ne suis pas une mère poule qui cède à tous les caprices de sa fille vu que nous avons un jardin de 1500m² et que nous avions pour projet dans un futur plus ou moins proche de prendre des poules pondeuses. Il s'est juste avéré qu'avec cette opportunité et l'anniversaire de ma fille le lendemain, j'avoue que j'ai cédé un peu plus tôt que ce qui était prévu. Nous avons donc maintenant 3 petites usines à caca dans la maison pour encore 15 jours le temps de construire un poulailler et qu'elles soient assez fortes pour aller dehors (et oui ce ne sont que des filles normalement). Voilà les quelques explications ;)
By sophiecampo - 20/04/2012 07:31 - France
By pluchepluche - 20/04/2012 11:18 - Belgique - Enghien
Bonjour, celles (et ceux) qui ne sont pas passé(e)s par là ne peuvent pas comprendre. J'ai souhaité allaiter mon BB même si mon entourage était contre (c'est contraignant.....). Mon mari a respecté mon choix et m'a encouragé dans les moments difficiles. Suite à un problème de tétons, je n'ai pas pu allaiter mon BB directement au sein. La puericultrice de l'hôpital a proposé d'utiliser sur le sein une tétine de biberon et d'allaiter ainsi mon fils. Ca a super bien marché. J'ai tiré mon lait quand j'étais fatiguée et mon mari a pris le relais très vite la nuit. Je n'ai pas pu allaiter aussi longtemps que j'aurai aimé. C'est un sentiment certes contradictoire de se plaindre d'être fatiguées, mais quand on allaite son BB (même avec ma méthode) reste des moments merveilleux. Mon fils a gardé longtemps le souvenir de ces moments partagés à 3 !
Pour confirmer à certains : Oui mon amie avait des talons, non on n'est pas rentrées à pied, non on a rien payé parce que parking fermé certes mais gratuit, oui on a pu récupérer la voiture cet après midi :D