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  • 28 years-old
  • Tuesday 02 December 1997
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Salut. :)

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Klaairon tells us more.

Klaairon 5

Coucou tout le monde ! Bon je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, donc j'apporte quelques précisions =) Certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire =) Donc, en fait, mon frère a été la première personne a savoir que j'avais un chéri, je voulais pas en parler à tout le monde avant de savoir si c'était quand même sérieux. Et comme avec mon frère, nous sommes très proches, les deux ont tout de suite sympathisé et aujourd'hui ils sont bien potes. Sur la photo, je suis au milieu, et je les tiens tous les deux par la taille. Et non, mon copain ne fait pas efféminé, au contraire, on dirait que je suis entourée de 2 gardes du corps. Non c'est juste que mon frère a mis du temps avant de présenter une copine à mes grands-parents, une avec qui ça a duré. Sauf que ça s'est mal fini, il y a peu de temps. D'où l'idée de mes grands-parents qu'il aurait pu, peut-être réaliser qu'en fin de compte il était gay, ou qu'en désespoir de cause, pour oublier les filles, il se soit tourné vers la gente masculine, mais ils disaient ça sans trop y croire non plus. Après, non, ils n'ont rien contre les gays, on a un cousin qui est pacsé avec un homme, pas de soucis de ce côté-là =) Mais bon du coup, ils ont rencontré mon copain, ça c'est très bien passé. Et ils attendent que mon frère se remette =) Voila pour les petites précisions, pas de roulage de pelle, de tripotage, de gens en foncé (moi ça m'a fait rire =) ) et rien de bien méchant en fin de compte !

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ninounette14 10

C'est moi qui ai écrit la VDM et je tient à préciser que ce n'est pas de la pelouse synthétique mais bel et bien de la vraie pelouse. Simplement il avait coupé un arbre il y avait de la sciure donc logique il sort l'aspirateur !!!!

Le chassé-croisé

By Dindes38 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Boulbon

Aujourd'hui, avec trois copines, nous rentrons d'un weekend sur la côte. Arrivées au péage, panique ! On a perdu le ticket de péage ! On met les feux de détresse, on bloque la file, on brasse la voiture dans tous les sens. Ça dure cinq minutes. C'est là qu'une des copines lance : "En fait, là, il faut prendre le ticket." VDM
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khrouchti 8

C'est pas vraiment ça c'est juste que attendre encore alors que c'est les vacances et qu'il y a des tonnes de gens sur les routes surtout les touristes sur la côte d'azur. Autant lui payer ses 3€ et pas attendre encore 10min en pleine chaleur et énervée lol