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By zxbreak - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour à tous, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Mon "petit" stagiaire (au moins 1m90 au garot le bougre !) est en dernière année d'école d'ingénieur informatique, et la mission correspond exactement à l'offre de stage à laquelle il a répondu ! A savoir, effectuer un recueil de besoin auprès du métier (des utilisateurs "commerce" d'une centrale d'achat de grande distribution), rédiger le cahier des charges d'évolutions et les spécifications fonctionnelle et technique, bref, c'est exactement ce qu'on lui avait annoncé lors des entretiens et qu'il avait validé avec nous... Et surtout, avec possibilité d'embauche en CDI derrière si ça se passe bien. Il n'est ici pas considéré comme un stagiaire, mais comme un jeune employé, et est bien rémunéré pour un stage de fin d'études (>1000€ net/mois). On comptait beaucoup sur lui, le CV et les deux entretiens étaient prometteurs. J'espère juste qu'il se rendra compte à temps que son comportement n'est pas des plus encourageant pour la suite ! ... Allez, plus que 6 mois à tenir :P
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By cindyouin - 16/05/2014 06:27 - France - Bois-guillaume
Rhah génial, je la voulais publiée celle-là. Mes p'**** cons, heu élèves, m'en ont fait voir des vertes et des trop mures, mais c'est vraiment la première fois qu'il y en a un qui arrive à me filer un fou rire en classe ! Le plus drôle c'est quand il a cité les fruits et légumes - courgettes et bananes ça va de soi, mais il a également proposé la technique consistant à faire un trou dans une pastèque... Je vous laisse deviner la suite ;-) Je m'étonne de ne pas voir de commentaires de sa part... Tu n'assumes pas ???