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By Const59 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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By Const59 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By lola83 - 20/07/2014 00:13 - France - Solli
By sii - 20/07/2014 22:20 - France - Pont-sainte-maxence
By sansattache - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Royaume-Uni
By La Canadienne - 21/07/2014 11:05 - Canada - Montr
By Bubble Gum - 22/07/2014 06:13 - France
By beurk - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
By kikou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Espagne - Ullastrell
By restecool - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By nimportequiter - 26/07/2014 22:54 - France - Quilly
By Fumette - 28/07/2014 12:43 - Royaume-Uni - London
By Anonyme - 28/07/2014 19:33 - Belgique
By Sylvain - 29/07/2014 13:53 - France - La Tronche
By Alizon - 29/07/2014 19:05 - France - Froeningen
By PayeTonTimbre - 29/07/2014 19:38 - Réunion
By Noé - 29/07/2014 20:21 - France - Saint-hilaire-du-touvet
By eaujourduit - 31/07/2014 22:08 - France - Bordeaux
By carooooo - 02/08/2014 01:33 - France - Niort
By jeff - 02/08/2014 19:31 - France
By crabix - 02/08/2014 23:09 - France - Nantes
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Alors pour remettre les choses dans leurs contexte, j'ai 18 ans et j'étais parti 3 jours à la mer du nord en Belgique avec des amis. Je vous rassure, mon père n'est pas un agent secret psychopathe qui passe son temps à m'espionner. Il avait décidé, avec ma mère, de passer une journée à la mer (même si il savait que j'y étais, je ne pense pas que son but premier était de me surveiller). Je ne vous dis pas le "choc" que j'ai eu quand je l'ai vu arriver devant moi, une clope au bec. Pour ceux qui me parlent d'assumer le fait de fumer, certains parents ont l'esprit très étroit à propos de certaines choses, et ils se trouvent que c'est le cas des miens. Alors oui, je pourrais leur avouer que je fume, mais ça entraînerait un conflit à la maison, et je n'en ai vraiment pas envie, il y en a déjà assez comme ça. PS: #58 tu as raison, tous les fumeurs le sont par manque de personnalité et le font uniquement pour se rendre intéressant. Ce genre de commentaire stupide et cliché tu peux te les garder, on voit bien que tu ne sais pas de quoi tu parles. Sur ce, je suis content que ma vdm ai été acceptée, bonne journée.