By Hémerde - 13/05/2010 17:42
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About Fantas
Je répond éventuellement aux mp selon mon humeur et lisibilité de ceux ci.
Dons d'argent bienvenus. Chèque espèce cb...
"j'ai dépensé 90 % de mon fric dans la boisson, les filles et les bagnoles.
Le reste je l'ai gaspillé".
Georges Best
"...Si vous jugez un poisson sur sa capacité à grimper à un arbre, il va passer toute sa vie à penser qu'il est stupide."
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Fantas's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 21/09/2010 10:27 - France
Le monde est petit
By laloose66 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 14/01/2011 10:17 - Suisse
By divayht - 09/03/2011 16:21 - France
Mauvaise influence
By MadameA - 12/03/2011 12:24 - France
La bonne blague
By Anonyme - 12/04/2011 23:56 - France
Chaud comme un lapin
By Anonyme - 11/07/2011 14:20 - Belgique
By tipois - 28/08/2011 22:50 - France
By testman - 06/09/2014 21:38 - France
Tetris
By Champi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By Snif - 03/11/2011 12:35 - France
C'est qui les boobs, là ?
By Anonyme - 20/12/2011 11:45 - France
Explicite
By Sodohoui - 23/12/2011 14:18 - France
Révélations
By lolita63 - 07/03/2012 20:14 - France
By Cartonrouge - 25/04/2012 18:20 - France - Roaix
By Demoniya - 19/05/2012 21:55 - France
Demoniya tells us more.
By Bouh - 29/05/2012 22:37 - France - Paris
By senemis - 03/06/2012 18:15 - France - Boulogne-billancourt
By Ballyballon - 17/08/2012 08:03 - France
Désolée pour la répétition, j'avais pas vu, j'ai changé la mise en forme plusieurs fois et ça m'a échappé... J'ai des enfants, voilà d'où venait la tache ^^ Et j'ai remarqué que l'impression de mur grisâtre était en fait dû à une fine couche de poussière accrochée à la tapisserie, un coup de lingette dépoussiérante et le tour était joué ! :) On ne pense jamais à dépoussiérer ses murs ! :D