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By De_travers - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By De_travers - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By xsaarp - 01/08/2012 19:07 - France - Malakoff
By Anonyme - 04/08/2012 06:23 - France
By Jim - 06/08/2012 18:27 - France - Malakoff
By coquilettealamarocaine - 06/08/2012 18:21 - France - Gournay-sur-marne
By touche-à-tout - 15/08/2012 08:08 - Japon - Tokyo
By MoreThanEver - 16/08/2012 17:38 - France - Saint-g
By boop - 23/08/2012 21:09 - France - Le Guildo
By nikolaimonroe - 24/08/2012 00:13 - France - Revigny-sur-ornain
Oulala. Je ne pensais entraîner un tel débat en exposant une infime partie de ma vie sur ce site. Alors à tout ceux qui crient au Fake... Que dire. Si vous n'y croyez pas, tant pis pour vous. Au passage, j'ai d'autre chose à faire que de m'inventer une vie (de merde) pour pouvoir publier des anecdotes ici. Ensuite, je n'ai absolument pas la rage contre la gendarmerie comme d'autre le prétendent. Je rentrais du boulot et il n'était que 6h du matin... D'où mon impression d'embêtement. Il est certains que ça n'en reste qu'un banal contrôle d'alcoolémie, de papiers et du coffre. Mon père est Gendarme lui aussi, je respecte donc autant (voir plus) qu'un autre le métier. Et je n'avais rien a cacher, si ce n'est qu'il ne me reste que 4 points et que du coup, je cherche à les préserver. Voilà tout.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Maisons-alfort
By ckksk - 31/08/2012 23:55 - France - Les Lilas
By berock - 04/09/2012 09:54 - France - Tartas
Ahahahah ! Roh c'est rageant de voir toutes vos idées après coup, j'aurais bien aimé lui sortir vu la vitesse à quelle point les rumeurs se propagent sur ce type de réseaux ^^ je me suis contenté d'un petit " Arrête, je suis pas ta soeur, maman t'as trouvé dans une poubelle " par pure méchanceté, et puis c'est "notre" phrase culte en cas de prise de tête. Ses potes ont ensuite pris le relais pour le chambré comme il faut :)
By Hightech - 06/09/2012 09:07 - France
By Canard - 09/09/2012 12:49 - France - Toulouse
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
By lol - 11/09/2012 01:01 - États-Unis - Bethesda
By Masalaita - 12/09/2012 20:53
By Denix - 21/09/2012 15:10 - France
By Anonyme - 22/09/2012 10:27 - France
By Anonyme - 29/09/2013 12:02 - France - Montigny-sur-loing
Merci les gens d'aimer ma VDM et de compatir ! Bon je vous avoue que mon job d'été en a pris un sacré coup...