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By Anonyme - 13/11/2014 12:00 - France - Périgueux
You are now a certified FML member
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonyme - 13/11/2014 12:00 - France - Périgueux
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By Anonyme - 16/11/2014 11:12 - France - Orléans
By croncho - 17/11/2014 14:49 - France - Belfort
By Vivi - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
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By Anonyme - 19/11/2014 19:09 - France
By jslostsoul - 20/11/2014 22:54 - France - Pontarlier
Bonjour. Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. En effet, c'est plutôt celle de Marion d'ailleurs. Je lui ai vraiment tout pris. En fait si je suis engagé à sa place c'est une question de tâches que je peux effectuer et pas elle (diplôme et compétences requises sans rentrer dans les détails). En réalité quand le boss a sorti la phrase en question c'était pour un sujet anodin et pas un "dossier délicat" mais il faut bien embellir pour qu'une VDM passe. C'est alors que Marion m'a dit "ca c'est une VDM!" J'ai donc décidé de rédiger cela. Merci de l'avoir lu et commenté. Et vive les VDM que je lis beaucoup trop souvent.
By calilouloute - 23/11/2014 12:01 - France - Lons
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By Wonderloose - 27/11/2014 07:12 - France
By Kureno74 - 27/11/2014 19:16 - France - Leysse
By jaimemabellefamille - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Brest
By Anonyme - 04/01/2015 22:38 - France - Toulouse
By marc - 10/01/2015 22:00 - France - Chapareillan
By Anonyme - 25/01/2015 18:44 - France - Le Doulieu
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Je me permets d'y ajouter quelques précisions: A savoir que je me suis récemment tourné vers la cuisine pour en faire mon futur métier, je voulais donc que mes amis me prennent au sérieux à propos de ma nouvelle orientation, et bien c'est raté ! Pour ceux qui se demandent comment le petit monstre est arrivé à vomir dedans, et bien c'est très simple, on l'avait fait mangé avant nous, j'ai sorti la choucroute du four, je l'ai posé précipitamment sur la table pour éviter de me brûler et c'est à ce moment qu'il à largué la sauce un peu partout sur la table mais principalement sur la choucroute. Du coup on a fini avec pâtes à la bolognaise, la base ^^ Voila voila