By cerise - 20/03/2012 12:55 - France - Paris
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By cerise - 20/03/2012 12:55 - France - Paris
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By Jam - 20/04/2012 11:59 - France
Bonjour, celles (et ceux) qui ne sont pas passé(e)s par là ne peuvent pas comprendre. J'ai souhaité allaiter mon BB même si mon entourage était contre (c'est contraignant.....). Mon mari a respecté mon choix et m'a encouragé dans les moments difficiles. Suite à un problème de tétons, je n'ai pas pu allaiter mon BB directement au sein. La puericultrice de l'hôpital a proposé d'utiliser sur le sein une tétine de biberon et d'allaiter ainsi mon fils. Ca a super bien marché. J'ai tiré mon lait quand j'étais fatiguée et mon mari a pris le relais très vite la nuit. Je n'ai pas pu allaiter aussi longtemps que j'aurai aimé. C'est un sentiment certes contradictoire de se plaindre d'être fatiguées, mais quand on allaite son BB (même avec ma méthode) reste des moments merveilleux. Mon fils a gardé longtemps le souvenir de ces moments partagés à 3 !