Communication Breakdown
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Hennuyères
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You are now a certified FML member
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Hennuyères
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By liquidatiooon - 07/09/2016 19:37 - France - Challans
Hello tout le monde ! Je suis surprise que ma VDM ait ete publiée. Je pense que je vous dois quelques précisions. Lui n'a pas eu de mal à trouver un job dans le sud car son secteur est plus répandu que le mien. Il est donc parti fin mai dans l'appartement et comme un seul revenu n'aurait pas suffi à couvrir les traites, j'ai gardé mon boulot sur Paris et je comptais le rejoindre début septembre, car je venais de trouver un boulot dans la région et mon préavis se terminait le 1er septembre. Je précise que je descendais le voir tous les week-ends ou presque. Au début j'ai cru à une blague et en fait non, il a eu " le coup de foudre ". Est-ce que je peux lui en vouloir ? Apres tout, l'amour ne se contrôle pas il parait ... Maintenant, nous devons nous entendre pour vendre l'appartement, il m'a demandé s'il pouvait me rembourser mes parts en petites mensualités mais évidemment il en est hors de question. Sa copine ne veut pas qu'il aille vivre chez elle en attendant que nous vendons mais ca c'est pas mon probleme. J'avoue que je suis au plus bas car vivre dans le sud c'était NOTRE projet à nous deux .. Il a fallu un mois pour qu'il m'oublie. À mon tour de passer à autre chose. Nouveau job, nouvel appart, nouvelle vie ... Courage à moi :-) bisous à tous.