Jamais de la vie
By No' - 27/09/2025 20:20
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You are now a certified FML member
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By No' - 27/09/2025 20:20
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Bonjour, c'est ma VDM! Pour répondre à quelques remarques l'anecdote date du collège et j'ai près de 40 ans, le système de notation n'était pas le même qu'aujourd'hui (d'après ce que j'ai compris). J'étais bonne en français mais ma mère est, pour le dire poliment, une personne un peu aigrie qui aime rabaisser les gens, donc me dire que j'avais besoin de ces cours était juste un moyen de me dire que j'étais "nulle" et ce n'est pas une question de stéréotype fille/garçon :) . Payer des cours de français pour que son enfant soit encore meilleur cela peut se comprendre mais lui répéter qu'il est "nul" c'est de la méchanceté gratuite... et ce n'est pas la seule anecdote que j'ai publiée au sujet de ma chère maman. Ce n'est pas pour me faire plaindre que je publie, c'est juste que je sais qu'elle est une lectrice assidue du site