By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 02/06/2012 19:22 - France - Paris
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Si jamais tu veux m'envoyer un MP, bah vas y ça ne coute rien!
J'allais oublier que je sais 10 choses sur toi!
1- Tu as cliqué il y a quelques instants pour voir ma CDV
2- Tu es devant un écran
3- Tu lis la phrase 3
4- Tu ne sais pas prononcer la lettre "p" sans toucher tes lèvres
6- Tu viens d'essayer
7- Tu te sens con(ne)
8- Tu n'as pas remarqué qu'il n'y avait pas de numéro 5
9- Tu as vérifié
10- Tu te sens encore plus con(ne)
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J'ai eu un avertissement pour une faute de frappe....
Bonjour pasdechance73,
Le commentaire suivant a été modéré car il ne respectait pas la charte du site :
Motif : Orthographe. Vous avez posté un commentaire qui contenait bien trop de fautes. Merci de faire un petit effort.
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Pour ceux qui se croient supérieurs en me disant que j'aurais mieux fait de faire des études, je suis titulaire (juste pour info) d'un Master en Commerce International, soit 5 ans d'études, et que je travaille dans un péage par choix, et non pas parce que je n'avais que cela et femme de ménage comme possibilités. J'ai donc envie de leur dire qu'ils ne sont pas plus malins que la maîtresse en question, qui s'est sentie très mal après que je lui ai gentiment expliqué que ce n'est pas dans mon c*l que les gens mettent les pièces. Et non, en effet, c'est loin d'être un sous-métier, sachant qu'en travaillant la nuit et les week-ends je suis sûrement beaucoup plus payée que ceux qui me critiquent.
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Inutile de crier au fake ! Je suis l'auteure, et bien que la ressemblance avec Garfield est frappante, je vous assure que je me fait réveiller comme ça régulièrement. Justement parce que je ne veux pas lui faire ses quatre volontés (soit lui ouvrir la porte, lui donner à manger ...). On a beau dire, ils sont pas cons ces chats !
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By Loveme973 - 18/06/2012 23:50 - Guyane française - Matoury
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Et alors il s'est pris une baffe monumentale !
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Ben en fait je roulais sous une pluie énorme hier soir, on voyait absolument rien. Je suis arrivée à Porte d'Orleans et comme on ne voyait pas les marquages au sol à cause de la pluie je me suis rendu compte au bout de 10sec que j'etais dans une voie de bus. Seulement en changeant de file il y a eu un bruit énorme et la voiture a volé ! En fait il y avait un énorme terre plein qui séparait les 2 voies, complètement noyé sous la pluie... Je l'ai "survolé", ça a pété les 2 pneus gauches :(