Encore ! Encore !
By phoque - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By phoque - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 31/08/2013 14:15 - France - Campigny
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By totalincruste - 06/09/2013 21:37 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 07/09/2014 17:26 - France - Mouzeil
By Zen_isma - 07/09/2013 13:00 - France
Ca me fait plaisir que ma VDM soit validée :-) Enfin je vais vous expliquer en détail ce qui s'est vraiment passer. Nous nous sommes mariés dans mon département mais le reste du week end se déroulait à 200 km de chez nous. Un moment, le convoi s'est retrouvé dans un patlin mais du jamais vu ( meme le GPS s'est perdu ) , si bien qu'on a chercher la route pour ne pas se perdre ( parce que 37 voitures perdues ca fait beaucoup ), on a pas fait gaffe au compteur et, paf un radar, et paf une photo, et tout ca 32 fois :-). C'est une fois arrivés à la salle que tout le monde a réalisés qu'il s'était fait flashés ( sauf 5 ) résultat : 32/37 voitures de flashés X 90 € d'amende car on était en agglo . Allez je vous laisse faire le calcul ;-)
By Mk2 - 08/09/2013 04:48 - France - Porto-vecchio
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By c0caline - 10/09/2013 21:54 - France - Paris
By pauvremec - 10/09/2013 22:21 - France
Bonjour! Tout d'abord merci pour vos commentaire de soutient! Ma vdm suscite un débat passionné! Pour ceux qui crient au fake, je tiens à préciser qu'avant ma période de chômage, j'avais occupé des emplois en CDI et CDD avec un salaire supérieur au SMIC. Donc, depuis le mois de janvier, j'ai retrouvé un emploi payé au SMIC, bien en dessous (200€) de mes allocations chômage. Malheureusement, avec ses revenus amoindris, je n'arrive plus à boucler mon mois comme des millions de personne en France!