By arniom - 23/03/2014 17:37 - France - Brou
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Si vous êtes en la classe préparatoire B/L (Hypokâgne lettres et sciences sociales) à Montaigne à la rentrée n'hesitez pas : on est deux !! :D Quelques-unes de mes citations préférées : «Imagine que Martin Luther King ait dit "j'ai fait un rêve mais j"ai pas envie d'en parler"» Chandler, Friends«Le crime de penser n'entraine pas la mort, le crime de penser est la mort» Georges Orwell, 1984 «Chasser le tyran tout en retenant la tyranie» La Boetie, Discours sur la desobeissance civile.
Je reponds à tous les messages privés alors allez-y :)
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Bonjour à Tous, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils m'ont fait bien rire aussi. J'ai retrouvé mon vélo à la fac hier. Ce qui veut dire que deux mois plus tôt j'y suis allée en vélo et je suis rentrée à pied. Pour ceux qui se le demandent encore, oui, j'ai une mémoire de poisson rouge. Pour ma défense, j'y vais pas souvent en vélo et je l'avait laissé devant une salle où je vais rarement. J'ai failli déclarer le vol, mais mon vélo est tellement pourri, c'était pas vraiment la peine (vélo de grand mère, pas de vitesses, rouillé.) C'est surement pour cette raison qu'on ne me l'a pas volé pendant les deux mois où il a dormi dehors. Par chance je n'ai pas jeté la clef du cadenas je vais donc pouvoir ramener mon vélo chez moi et le ranger à côté de mon nouveau vélo, celui qu'on vient de m'offrir. Merci de m'avoir lue et de m'avoir publiée. A bientôt, pour de nouvelles mésaventures!
Alors, je t'explique…
By Cocci1707 - 29/04/2014 18:58 - Suisse - Full
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !